A comedian from Britain who has his own show (Russell Howard's Good News) and also appears on Mock the Week and on stage.
He is very funny, and makes jokes out of hilarious news stories, but sometimes throws in his unique perspective on life.
He has a lazy eye, which some sad people can't seem to understand as the reason for "His annoying twitch", and he lives in Warwickshire.
I would suggest watching his shows, they really make you laugh and feel better.
He also coined the phrase Tatty Bojangles.
He is very funny, and makes jokes out of hilarious news stories, but sometimes throws in his unique perspective on life.
He has a lazy eye, which some sad people can't seem to understand as the reason for "His annoying twitch", and he lives in Warwickshire.
I would suggest watching his shows, they really make you laugh and feel better.
He also coined the phrase Tatty Bojangles.
Russell Howard: I think the papers are making Britain a worse place to live, don't you think?
Just the unremitting horror of the daily express, they might as well just get rid of news and print
DON'T GO OUTSIDE! IT'S FULL OF QUEERS, BLACK AND CRIME, OH IF ONLY DIANA WERE HERE!
They're all the same; the daily mail every day "ASBOS, muslims, speed camera, speed camera,
ASBOS, muslims, speed camera- then the sun: Are you a paedo? Are you? Are you?Have a bang at her tits, 16 today, are you a paedo!?". The Independent, you try and read it, it's like it's grabbing you by the throat: "ARE YOU RECYCLING?! ARE YA?! YOU'VE JUST KILLED A POLAR BEAR, YOU!". All the while, The Guardian's in the corner, fanning itself with a wall-chart: "You silly little things. Tell 'em, Telegraph." "CRICKEET! CRICKEEET!" It's too much!"
Just the unremitting horror of the daily express, they might as well just get rid of news and print
DON'T GO OUTSIDE! IT'S FULL OF QUEERS, BLACK AND CRIME, OH IF ONLY DIANA WERE HERE!
They're all the same; the daily mail every day "ASBOS, muslims, speed camera, speed camera,
ASBOS, muslims, speed camera- then the sun: Are you a paedo? Are you? Are you?Have a bang at her tits, 16 today, are you a paedo!?". The Independent, you try and read it, it's like it's grabbing you by the throat: "ARE YOU RECYCLING?! ARE YA?! YOU'VE JUST KILLED A POLAR BEAR, YOU!". All the while, The Guardian's in the corner, fanning itself with a wall-chart: "You silly little things. Tell 'em, Telegraph." "CRICKEET! CRICKEEET!" It's too much!"
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