puppy hotel

The nice way of saying you're sticking your poor dog in some veterinary dog boarding place for a few days while you get to enjoy guiltless trips across the country. Monster.

"Hey, we're just about ready to leave for the weekend beach getaway!"

"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."

by AdmiralofShe April 10, 2017

hotel bed

Hotel bed is a bed you can enjoy fucking (hard) in. No other reason for having one than that reason alone.

Dude my hotel bed broke from fucking so hard last night.

by Kinkybitch101 March 27, 2015

Tactical hotels

Tactical hotels is a barf gang base with armies and stuff its a army its legit puke dog water barf vomit i looked at it and had severe vomiting and nausea and its so bad purely made

hey i just had a tactical hotels (barf/vomit/puke)

by Voidrip April 3, 2021

Hotel Slipper

A Hotel Slipper is when you manage to get all 5 of your toes inside a womans anus and make an attempt to walk around with her on the end of your foot.

She was lying on the bed face down, i dipped all 5 toes down the dirt track like a hotel slipper.

by The Slipper June 13, 2018

Hotel Sierra

Heroin and Sodomy.

A sarcastic term used to describe how nothing fun happens in a place (primarily touristy locations like Cape Cod) during the off-season.

Guy 1: "So what is there to do in the winter?"
Guy 2: "Nothing but hotel sierra, man."

by paletocal December 9, 2020

ice hotel

the goat. nothing short of it. ice hotel will always be better than you. his takes are only W’s and he definitely will take your bitch.

“he’s such an ice hotel” “oh yeah, thats ice for sure”

by Fatality 123 November 2, 2021

hotel babe

Someone who has a big butt and you only see them on vacation

That's one hotel babe

by Isla Maxwell June 3, 2020