Horse-Drawn-Carriage

(Noun) - A Horse-Drawn-Carriage, is a term used to describe a person with a large buttocks. The horse is the person’s legs being able to move around their large buttocks.

If you keep doing those squats you’re going to end up with a Horse-Drawn-Carriage soon.

by DocRuby November 10, 2022

Floppy Horse

After your done blowing your load and your dick starts going limp.

ahhh.... baby im a floppy horse

by Vengeance June 5, 2005

Striped-Horse

A word commonly used when mistakenly guessing the animal "zebra" during the game pictionary.

That drawing looks like a "striped-horse"

by cebra July 6, 2008

The Horse Ripper

After having a horse showing, some disturbed individuals tend to go back to the barn with their horses. After having casual sex with the horse, the individual then proceeds to have their ass literally ripped by the large penis. Normally, this happens with young, Caucasian females living in Northern Iowa.

"Omg dude, Zoie is being uber 1337! She is even using the Horse Ripper move on the beast!"

by zoiegetseffedbyhorses January 7, 2010

stupid horse

i just fell out the porsche

dude 1: bro did you see that horse race?
dude 1: nah, did you bet again?
dude 1: yeah I lost all the money in my bank account
dude 1: stupid horse

by wilburthemango June 7, 2021

Tommi the horse

“Tommi the horse” is a fat Icelandic horse, he’s often seen with his buddy “hrafnkell the clown” he wears glasses and Makes funny noises

Person 1 : hey can you hear that !
~clip clop clip clop~
Person 2 : hey that must be Tommi the horse !!!

by Oh no that’s very gay April 2, 2020

Mongolian Horse Race

When a girl has explosive diaherra, and ten men with erect penis' charge her asshole.

When me and my nine friends were gangbanging your grandma after she had burritos, she yelled i feel my stomach brewing something get, get ready for a mongolian horse race. We all knew what that meant, so we all got erect and charged her asshole.

by pdodledad August 2, 2010