hooper

a short ass pimple-faced blonde teenage boy who loves a little boy named "Sam". hooper tends to take shits at any moment he can. he will scold you if you do something he doesn’t like. he smells like a skunk and often walks up to people and sniffs their ass.

Person A: ew, who’s that midget taking a shit in the backyard?
Person B: oh that’s just hooper, he kept sniffing my ass and taking shits in the yard, thought i kicked him out by now.

by lolfoot June 21, 2021

Hoopla

Hoopla, is a term used in exchange for bulls**t. When something sounds unbelievable.

Consider a friend told you they met your favorite entertainer and you don't believe them. You will reply: "Man.. that hoopla"

by CournBredd May 6, 2015

hooppie

A redneck. A rural, often white-trash, uncouth individual.

Jimmy rode around in his confederate flag draped pickup truck like a real hoopie.

by Eenmaa October 31, 2003

Salted Hoop

The art of salting a hoop (arsehole) licking the salt from the hoop and drinking a shot of tequila from the hoop. One can also suck a lime or lemon from their partners vagina or scrotum to complete the salted hoop slammer

I'd love to salt her hoop! Man she has a tasty salted hoop!

by Iver Biggin February 28, 2010

Poop Hoop

A synonym for the butt hole or the anal sphincter

That Indian food really tore up my poop hoop

by pewppewp December 17, 2014

Play Hooky

A term that is used by older people such as baby boomers

"Do you want to play hooky"
"What is that even supposed to mean"

by NSFW Fanfition November 13, 2020

can't be hooped

A phrase to express your lack of motivation to do something.

I can't be hooped to visit my inlaws.

I can't be hooped to wash the dishes.

by barelegs November 10, 2013