hocker pole

In the late 1970’s, early 80’s, kids in Scranton, Pennsylvania designated one pole on the school playground to be the hocker pole, where at lunch or recess, kids would spit there lung or nasal congestion.

“I just threw that kid into the hocker pole. He has everybody’s germs now.”

by Nepatrish March 20, 2019

Hockeygoatplayer

HUNTER THIS IS A DUMB NAME

Hunter if you see this i will burn your house down

~Ember

Hockeygoatplayer means to die

by HEHE rawr December 14, 2021

Hochcunt

A person with a smartphone who is too fucking stupid to film a horizontal scene. He/she/it/fridge will hold the smartphone vertically and move the arm left and right to capture the content. Most Hochcunts have been conceived while Eurodance Music was playing.

The whole ukrainian war is being filmed by a Hochcunt army!

by DeinFater March 14, 2022

hockeyfarsan

Hockeyfarsan is a big beta. He misses school to play ranked league of legends being heartstuck in silver 3. His main is ADC but inside he is a babus wannebe and plays AD Sion top.

Bro I played with a Hockeyfarsan yesterday, such a troll.

by YouRNaCl April 5, 2022

Hockey boys

Hot af, as long as they don't have a mullet

Bestie: "Hockey boys are so hot"
Me: " True, but most of them have ugly ass mullets"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

hockupied

The inability to lead a freewheeling lifestyle due to obligations to a child’s hockey team/academy/training session.

Hey Tom and Jenny, are you able to come to our party or are you hockupied?

by Tonka wood chuck February 12, 2023

Wood Hockey

the act of two or more men slapping their cocks together.

hey terry, wanna go upstairs and play a few rounds of wood hockey?

by duke1776 April 23, 2008