madagascar hissing cockroach

when a guy takes a little poopie and puts it in the girls bum bum and she re-shits it out so it kinda looks like a cockroach.

oh baby, do the madagascar hissing cockroach!

by Dick Cummingsworth August 16, 2006

hitting it off

Able to fuck as soon as they meet

“Man we hit it off then fucked “ hitting it off usually means instantly all over each other

by Aiakdmenne October 14, 2017

hitting the hay

it means you're smoking weed.

Julie: I'm hitting the hay.
Kyle: Goodnight!
Julie: No...

by caseycarrabba July 25, 2010

hoisting a straightway

(alt., "Lifting a straightway"): Taking a leak (male only).

Person 1: Where'd John go?
Person 2: Oh, he's in the men's room, hoisting a straightway.

by Incubus1 January 23, 2007

Hissing Cockroach

When you violently spit on someone's penis then give them a handjob.

My mom gave me a hissing cockroach and it's the best feeling i've had in my life!

by Retarded Horse April 24, 2016

Hitting the poles

Hitting the poles means to have sex frequently and or being a slut.

BIANCA WAS Hitting the poles last week

by Evan.k.k February 19, 2018

shits hitting the fan

when you pick up poo and lob it in a fan and it sprays everywhere -

On xbox live:
Marc: OMG shits hitting the fan!
Steve: Oh no it must be spraying everywhere!

by Baldykaine February 14, 2012