hitch hike

a secret way known by all noobs that have ever hitch hiked to the place where they are going because they are cheap or there car broke down. The definition is explained by Mr. George Carlin in Jay and Silent Bob strike back. explains ways to get rides from people and to become a better hitch hiker.. Simply take a load in the mouth for a free ride.

my friend is gay and he needs a cover up simply advise him to go hitch hike

by Vv Rick Ross January 24, 2009

hershey highway hitchhiker

Gay man who likes to be the pitcher when having anal sex. He hops on board the hershey highway for a little ride.....

That guy is a freakin' hershey highway hitchhiker....

by JFKBMB January 13, 2007

The hitchhiker's guide

The hitchhiker's guide was a fictional book within Arthur Douglas's "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" series. It is the galaxy's most definitive encyclopaedia (according to ford prefect it is much better than it's nearest competitor the encyclopaedia galactica) it is later replaced by the hitchhiker's guide mark II

"The babel fish is small, yellow and leech like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe" -the hitchhiker's guide

by Don't take me seriously April 10, 2015

Trailer-hitch

Occurs when one circumsized male touches penis's with another male who is uncircumsized so that the foreskin covers the tip of the uncircumsized penis joining them as one or as a trailer hitch. (Although I don't recommend heavy towing wink wink)

When Rob found out George was from Greece he immediately asked if he had been clipped, since George was most definitely not they dropped trow and trailer-hitch themselves.

by Lloyd Dobler November 25, 2007

Hitchhike

To stick a thumb in the anus while jerking off.

I was jerking off and decided to hitchhike to speed things up.

by Mirtcs February 3, 2012

Hitch hiking

The action of thumbing a person either in their anal cavity, or the vaginal cavity.

"Mike R: Haha look, it looks like i've been thumbing Sally when she's on her blob.
Mike C: That's not what it looks like...
Mike R: DUDE...
Mike C: Sally got Hitch hiked.
Mike R: HITCH HIKED!?
Mike C: It's when you thumb some one, instead of fingering them.



Mike R: Wanna go Hitch hiking...?"

by Clarkem August 21, 2008

Trailer Hitch

When a man inserts his penis into a ladies anus and shoves his balls into her vaginal canal. Then the couple proceeds to walk around attached by the genitals yelling "hitched ya!". The woman is essentially the vehicle hitch and the man is a trailer.

Want to trailer hitch while you make me dinner?

by RascalFreak June 28, 2020