Hannah

Depressed and is really worried about his friend being attracted to toasters, microwaves, and fridges

My friend Hannah said I should sty with my microwave, but how could I?! The microwave cheated on me with the fridge!

by PPratty February 23, 2020

Hannah

A 50/50 chance to be a fucking asshole that Will make you want to end humanity or just being chill

Fuck Hannah and and her dumbass siblings

by Weera choutski September 20, 2021

Hannah

A hater at its finest. Hannah's can't help but worry about other people's life choices.
Hannah's feel the world will not be in balance without constant hating.
Know for "preying on downfall.".

Man 1: Bro, I just won the lotto.!!
Man 2: Nobody cares...
Man 1: Damn dude what you being a hannah for.?

by TheGUTTAAttack22 June 6, 2019

Hannah

A short, athletic girl. Has a gossip worthy love life and is tired. Is usually dead inside but knows how to make you laugh sometimes. Is really feminine, likes the color pink. Has a lot of cool secret talents. Is also clueless. Broken heart, loves hoodies, looks depressed.

Claims she has a penis.

Male: "Will you date me?"
Hannah: "o.k."

*1 week later*

Hannah: "What are we doing again?"

by JulianDerTeufel February 12, 2021

Hannah

a beautiful girl ; she is loved ; she has a hard time trusting people ; she has style ; she's different ; she's not good at relationships ; not very flirtatious ; smart ; well-rounded ; has a lot of friends ; loves food ; messy ; not very organized ; she is caring ; determined; competitive ; has a unpredictable attitude ; respectful ; she can be nice ; she's very giving; always concerned about others feelings; always stands up for little kids/underdogs

Girl: who’s your bff?
Other girl: oh thats easy Hannah.
Girl:I thought i was your best friend
Other girl: sorry but you cant beat hannah

by Soccer013 January 13, 2021

Hannah

Hannah is my favourite person. She’s kind and lovely, responsible and respectful and there’s just so much to love about her. She’s brave even if she doesn’t know, hopeful even if she describes herself as a realist, smarter than almost everybody I know, loving and valuable. She’s happy for the success of others, loves to help you out with your problems and always make you feel fine like you’re meant to be where you are and that you’re okay with all your little kinks. You can be glad if you can call her your friend or your girlfriend or even both because she’s the kind of person that is your best friend even in a relationship. You can trust her and count on her, can tell her everything because she will always listen. She’s one of the persons you wish you have known your entire life already.

Some people think Hannah is shy, a few know that’s not what makes her the person she is …

Anybody: “Who’s that? I don’t know her!”
Me: “That’s the person I prayed for to have in my life one day!”

by WeFeLlInLoVeInItAlY July 4, 2022

Hannah

A girl who is sometimes shy, but is heckin cute. Someone who jokes about being pretty and hot but then denies it when someone calls them that. Hannah’s are so fun to be around and make you want to be with them as much as you can. They make you want to see them as much as you can. If Hannah is in a relationship, she likes to tease and make fun of the other person. She will make you want to always hold her hand and hug her and kiss her. She can make you feel shy but also comfortable. She is an amazing person!

Friend: Hey have you talked to your crush?

You: Yea it is Hannah, she is so cute! She keeps saying she’s so cute but then denying it when I agree

by Blajhaha October 28, 2019