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hanny hamster

a hanny hamster is a lady who has great class, and an even greater ass. every guy wants her but she’s looking for the one who’s special. she typically only has one best friend, but is friendly to all who deserve it. she never feels truly happy, but that’s the way everyone else sees her. she sometimes will have a bad past, but always a bright future. hanny hamsters are very compatible with baileys. they won’t take shit from ANYONE. they’ll always support what’s right.
person 1) she is so nice who is she
person 2) not sure, but definitely a hanny hamster in the making!
person 1) i agree
by beepboopbeep124 February 14, 2018
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Hamster Murder

Hamster Murder is a term that describes that you killed your hamster on a very funny way.
"Mmmh... Can hamsters swim? Let's test it!" Oh no, it was an Hamster Murder
by JaifeiCvmProducts March 24, 2022
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pant hamster

A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.
She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.
by BBD13 November 7, 2010
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hamster lamp

The sexual act of inserting a hamster into the anal cavity of your partner. To complete this you must also make a tiny lamp shade hat to put on the hamster's head.
Guy: hey honey, on my way home I went into the pet store and bought a hamster for you

Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?

Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo
by 96blaze January 6, 2014
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Hamster muffin

A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?
Someone: is that a hamster?

Someone else: nah it’s a muffin

Me: it is a hamster muffin
by I luv dogs June 27, 2023
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Hamster Dance

This evil, evil song makes every annoying song in history seem good. The hamsters are evil! EVIL! DO NOT LISTEN TO THE HAMSTERS!
by PatamonKid February 17, 2004
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mechanical hamster

A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.
My mechanical hamster is collecting dust because I never use it.
by Toastmold January 19, 2004
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