Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022

Haircut

When you ejaculate on a cancer patients head under going kemo therapy and rubbing the jizz on the bald head and make it like a hairline

Yo I gave that bitch a haircut last night

Randy gave that girl in room 201 a haircut😏

by epichpap69 January 7, 2023

bush haircut

The stereotypical gay haircut

Bro I see you got the bush haircut

by Lucasbiggay268 October 2, 2018

Bastard Haircut

A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.

"Have you seen Johnny?"

"Nah"

"He's got a Bastard Haircut"

by Omega Messiah March 9, 2020

Bob Haircut

That name for short hair haircut that only katie ladd uses. She often tries to convince others that it’s a legit term when it’s not

I wore a bob haircut in the french skit

by leapfrog29 November 5, 2023

gave him a haircut

Gaming term, more specifically an FPS term. Used when a player just barely misses a headshot (projectile flies above enemy players head, does not hit torso).

Paul: *playing well, tries to line up a quick headshot. Fails.*

John: Dammit, dude, you gave him a haircut!

by BinkyCheets July 11, 2025

shit haircut

the type of haircut that most asians have

me: hey look at that guy with a shit haircut!

by cocksucker3002 August 13, 2023