by imnotthomas February 05, 2010
Guy 1: Hey do you remember when you cried because someone stole your burger in seventh grade?
Guy 2 *to himself*:damn how did this guy find out about my black history.
Guy 2 *to himself*:damn how did this guy find out about my black history.
by Ialwayslandthe69 September 01, 2021
verb. The godless sexual act of using the Stanley Cup as a weapon or date rape drug, to lure unsuspecting victims into a 'moose styled'(involving moose antlers and a jug of maple syrup for lube) reverse reach around and possible 'anal activities'. A US version of this act is known as "A night with Sarah Palin".
"Care to take a lesson in Canada's history?"
"OH GOD NO! NOT CANADA'S HISTORY!!"
"Man that one part of Canada's History, with out the syrup makes my butt hurt."
"I can totally see Canada's History being pulled off by Deadpool on Bea Arthur's Dead Corpse."
"Before i knew it I was involved in Canada's History."
"OH GOD NO! NOT CANADA'S HISTORY!!"
"Man that one part of Canada's History, with out the syrup makes my butt hurt."
"I can totally see Canada's History being pulled off by Deadpool on Bea Arthur's Dead Corpse."
"Before i knew it I was involved in Canada's History."
by Victor Sage February 06, 2010
A rather obscure and masturbatory sexual act popular in certain regions of rural Canada, in which a man (or woman) fills the Stanley Cup with cocaine and crushed ecstasy pills, snorts it all, and then immediately attempts to insert a pair of moose antlers into as many orifices in his (or her) body as possible, using maple syrup for lubrication.
"Dude, did you see that internet video of Stephen Colbert doing some Canadian History? It was so bloody!"
"I'm so horny, even some Canadian History sounds hot!"
"I'm so horny, even some Canadian History sounds hot!"
by TripGuide February 05, 2010
1.) The most useless major next to Philosophy (with about the same number of pretentious douchebags enrolled as well).
2.) A class to take if you wish to be semi-educated in art without having to put in the effort required to effectively hone an artistic craft.
2.) A class to take if you wish to be semi-educated in art without having to put in the effort required to effectively hone an artistic craft.
The majority of my Intro. to Art History class last semester was filled with hipsters who were obsessed with Andy Warhol, Lomography, and Juxtapoz Magazine.
by Humberttt December 09, 2007
A sexual act so vile and depraved it is almost a violation of the FCC for Stephen Colbert to mention it on T.V. It involves drinking vaginal fluid, piss, shit and semen out of the Stanley cup, while getting gored in the ass by a moose's antler dipped in maple syrup (the moose is also getting fucked in the ass), then puking all the substances out into the cup then switching roles with your partner and allowing them to drink from the cup, in a vicious, sexually depraved cycle.
Last night she tried to teach me Canada's history - I got the fuck outta there as soon as I saw the moose.
by Shaggy1692 March 02, 2010
the deprived sexual act of freezing a hockey puck and shoving it up one's anus while probing your partners anus with maple syrup covered moose antlers while drinking the jizzum of the 1990 edmonton oilers out of the stanley cup.
by big cat 2012 February 05, 2010