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Fellate Hate

The savage disdain that some crazy women and some truly disturbing men have for the act of fellatio. The women are known as "Selfish, frigid bitch" and the men are known as "Sexually repressed, unfucktionate weirdo". There does seem to be a rule here however, when it comes to those who will open declare Fellate Hate. The "Selfish, frigid bitch" will usually have absolutely no issue whatsoever with cunnilingus, whereas the "Sexually repressed, unfucktionate weirdo" will have strong opinions against it. It's clear that one needs a sharp re-education, and the other needs shooting, as it is the kindest solution.
"How are things going with Rebecca?"
"That's SO over"
"Why? You guys were great together"
"I thought so too, until she openly admitted her fellate hate"
"Damn, what's wrong with that woman??"

"So, how are things with Tim?"
"We broke up after he twisted away when I tried to suck him off- he suffers with serious fellate hate"
"You're well out of it then!"
by MagickDio April 23, 2010
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hate magnet

1. a person who is unanimously hated by everyone.

2. a person who attracts the hate or dislike of other
people.
1. Everyone thinks my girlfriend is a hate magnet because she's acting like a b*tch.
by JigaJigacallagrlbo November 6, 2007
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hate handles

obliques, since nobody loves "love" handles.
Water? That'll go straight to your hate handles!
by dom8 July 7, 2010
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hate fuck

An act of aggressive sex with someone as if they had no respect for the person as an equal human being, regardless if they actually do, or not. Hate fucking usually entails aggressive, sometimes violent, degrading, and humiliating sexual acts and behaviors perpetrated by an aggressive party onto a submissive, solely in the interest of the aggressor's own pleasure and amusement, and without regard for the submissive party's enjoyment or well being.

Unlike rape, hate fucking is a form of consensual sex where the submissive party has agreed (for whatever reason) to accept the treatment and behavior of the aggressor. Though unlike proper BDSM, the submissive party has not previously discussed boundaries, likes or dislikes, and doesn't necessarily enjoy all, or even any of the treatment they receive.
Women with low self-esteem, and most commonly women in porn, are often the subjects of a hate fucking.
by pseudodumbass December 3, 2013
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hate-flirting

When two people rag on each other when they are secretly sleeping together. Also used as a type of foreplay, and usually comes as a predecessor to "hate-fucking".
"Wow Mike was really mean to Susie today."

"No I heard they are having an affair, so they were probably hate-flirting with each other."
by Thy Nguyen February 22, 2009
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Hate Life

A term used for mild celebration, or a sarcastic term for a positive attitude towards life.
"Yeah man, i ollied that set of 3... hate life!"
by This Is Colour May 31, 2007
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Hitler Hating

The point that your hating so much that you are trying to control the person like as if you were Hitler...
John: Ummm... Miguel I don't think you should drive with one hand its kinda dangerous and its not a good idea... do you know how many people a day die from driving with one hand.. Use two, its better, normal people don't drive with one.. I think everyone should drive with two

Miguel: STOP HITLER HATING FOOL!!
by ineedabettersn2 December 11, 2009
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