Haircut Champion

The first school boy in his year to attempt to attract girls by altering the style/ colour of his hair. Normally resulting in looking ridiculous however the majority of the boys copy him in belief that it may be their only chance.

In the dinning room at school. Gilmour enters with new haircut.

'Whoa - Look at Gilmours hair'

'He's such a haircut champion'

by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011

Haircut

A pundit, talking head or newscaster whose job it is to push an opinion to a national audience.

Those national media jabroni haircuts back at it again with another terrible take!

by Eastm8 June 29, 2023

Bob Haircut

That name for short hair haircut that only katie ladd uses. She often tries to convince others that it’s a legit term when it’s not

I wore a bob haircut in the french skit

by leapfrog29 November 5, 2023

Broccoli Haircut

Haircut typically worn by a very young millennial, gen-z or zillenial biologically identified male douchebag that consists of a low fade and hair grown out on the top that would allow the wearer to receive a perm for curls. A modern day jew fro. You will most likely catch him in a slammed civic, suburu sti financed at 20% apr, vaping, or on tiktok live acting out as an npc, begging for money. Cap, fam, mid, on god, and lit would mostly be part of his vocabulary. Island Boys, and present day justin beiber are roll models to these clowns. Would probably participate in having their ass eaten out by their yorkies.

You see that shitbox driving, broccoli haircut wearing, vapor breathing, spends his free time sucking on mommy’s titty douchebag acting like an NPC? Its a shame that our upcoming generation is going to doom the world with the lack of intellect…

by Nopeatsoflo January 5, 2024

Dick-Sucking Haircut

A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR

"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.

by Floofy.exe January 9, 2024

Jewish Haircut

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.

"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."

by Barry Maycockiner November 4, 2021

Tennessee haircut

Is when a girls pussy is so tight it pulls out some of your dickhair when thrusting.

The girl last night must have been a virgin because she gave me a Tennessee Haircut.

by Wallis231 October 13, 2021