handjob

funniest. word. EVAR.

While playing scrabble, I spelled handjob for 57 points.

by Mike September 15, 2004

Handjobbin'

Awesome. Spectacular

That party last night was handjobbin'. I would say it was awesome, but I think handjobbin' is a more appropriate descriptor.

by Tuffy McFucklebee November 6, 2008

Chinatown handjob

(n)--slang term for the business practice of selling something for far below its value, sometimes unwittingly but often for unethical or illegal reasons.

Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.

You only asked $200.00 for your big screen HDTV? Man, did THAT guy get a Chinatown handjob!

by Darryl X. August 24, 2008

Coffee Handjob

Repeatedly moving a coffee sleeve up and down on a coffee cup.

Quit giving your coffee a coffee handjob.

by hiphugger09 May 10, 2010

Fancy Handjob

When 2 gentleman wearing top hats and monocles start to jerk each other off while drinking tea

Hey would you like to give me a fancy handjob?

by HawkeyeHamilton December 15, 2013

handjob

something i can do better than women

that hoe can not give a handjob

by Danny March 9, 2005

russian handjob

when a girl jerks you off and finishes off on her tits.

Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.

by big eazzzy May 22, 2008