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guido garmin

How did the cops find Carmine? His dumb ass left the house with that guido garmin on his ankle.
by anonymous August 20, 2023
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West Side Guido

Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".
Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!
by d-rob all the time December 29, 2009
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Guido

Best mother fucker youll ever meet guido has ur back thru n thru. Guido is an honest big heart person and if ur lucky enough to have in ur life u cant live with out because guido is such a good guy. Fun always up good time best partner in crime. A best friend until the end couldnt imagine life with guido being apart of mine.
by Beealishes December 31, 2022
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Guido

Referring to a man named Michael Weleski who is an Italian.
Damn Michael why are you such a guido
by J12mill12 January 17, 2020
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Guido

guido stereotype is multi-faceted. More recently, it has come to refer to working-class urban Italian-Americans who conduct themselves in an overtly macho manner or belong to a particular working-class urban Italian-American subculture. Guidettes are the female version; usually are very undereducated, low class workers and work as hookers
guido stereotype is multi-faceted. More recently, it has come to refer to working-class urban Italian-Americans who conduct themselves in an overtly macho manner or belong to a particular working-class urban Italian-American subculture. Guidettes are the female version; usually are very undereducated, low class workers and work as hookers
by djosnc June 7, 2023
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Guido

Any South Philly kid named Santino. AKA Sanguido.
Dude, your such a guido. I bet you like Clvscw's.

Hey look it's Sanguido.
by Clvscw March 7, 2009
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guido snow

a slang phrase for the delicious frozen snack known as Italian ice.
"Hey man it's hot as balls outside wanna go grab some guido snow"
by nutfreely June 5, 2018
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