stewie griffin

The most smartest and evil dude of them all. Evil genius.

stewie griffin killed Brian yesterday.

by Quagmire(Not) November 10, 2020

Pull a griffin

Staying back at work to avoid going to awkward social events

"Ohhhhhhh....I can't sorry, I will have to pull a griffin tonight"

by HashBag September 12, 2016

Griffin Jib

The act of grabbing both of someone's nipples and/or the fat surrounding them, and hoisting them aloft by them. Depending on the weight of the person being Griffin Jibbed it will usually take a lot of strength to accomplish this task.

Guy 1- Why weren't you here yesterday?
Guy 2- I had to go to the emergency room because I got Griffin Jibbed.
Guy 1- I'm so glad I'm not you.

by evilcheesemonkey June 19, 2011

Killian griffin

Slightly autistic, but would also be defined as a proper studd. Many have said “best looking guy i have ever seen”..

Wow look at killian griffin what a studd

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Griffin the simp

A tiktok boy named Griffin johnson how is simpinv over tiktok star Dixie damelio and he be making some cute as tweets about her

griffin the simp is so cute!!!!

by Grixiestan July 7, 2020

griffin bader

the most beautiful creature to ever walk on earth. He makes breakfast wraps with eggs and goes on runs with bandanas carrying such grace. If you date a griffin, he will make sure you are the happiest and he will do anything to bring a smile on your face. He also has 3 legs.

Brad: yooo whaddup chad
Chad: whaddupp
Brad: HOly shit Watch OUT griffin bader is coming
Chad: wh..What?!?!? hOlY SHIT
*Brad and Chad runs away*

by bbdevilhehe November 22, 2021

Warm the Griffin

Spark up a spliff.

Hey, Boink. I've just picked up. Shall we warm the griffin?

by Slil October 22, 2018