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Graspercate

When one intentionally chooses to use the handicap stall in a restroom, when defecating, so that the handicap rails can be grasped and used for leverage. Graspercating is chosen when leverage is needed to gain release of constipated bowels and compacted turds. Similar to a Bar Grabber.
Dave was so constipated from eating a block of choose the night before that he chose the only handicap restroom at the office to Graspercate. With added leverage, he eventually worked out his compacted Egg Plant Turd.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015
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National Grape Day

A national holiday on April 24th where you get as many friends as you can and form something called a "grape squad" or a "🍇 squad"
You then proceed to walk the streets of your local area and grape people.
Chad: Hey man you ready for National Grape Day tomorrow?

Brad: Hell yeah, 🍇 gang
by kanker.jpg April 22, 2021
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6th Grader

A retarded little kid that starts the phase of trying to be cool like the older kids.
6th Grader: Bro, I sniffed a sharpie before going out to recess today
Other 6th Grader: Wow you must be turnt dude!
by TurntAF June 8, 2013
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Grape Ape

A 1970's Hanna Barbera cartoon about a 40 foot tall purple gorilla called The Great Grape Ape. Although the original series finished over 20 years ago Grape Ape is sometimes refered to in modern day cartoons e.g. He made a cameo appearence in an episode of The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy in wich he was a giant monster with his head stuck in a volcano.
Grape Ape, it burns, Grape Ape.
by Callum Hemsley May 2, 2008
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A burger and a grape snow cone

A euphemism or phrase that describes oral sex or 69 . When two people enjoy a 'burger' and a 'grape snow cone', the burger represents the vagina (also known as fur burger) and the grape snow cone represents the penis (something to hold and lick, the grape flavor representing the purple color of the head of the penis).
Wanted to smash last night but had to settle for a burger and a grape snow cone.

Finally had a burger and a grape snow cone with that girl I met last week.
by NowYouKnowBruh March 4, 2021
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cran-grape

drink cran-grape.
by zacksgottashit April 4, 2009
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3rd grader

3rd grade. A place of pain....at least for me. 3rd graders are in that stage when they think they are really cool but really no one cares. You are considered cool if you have an I-pad and you are practically the queen/king if you hebe your very own phone!
And...mmm....if you can text! you are officially the representative of all things third grade.
It is also a time when the game of boys vs girls on a playground is reserved for the "popular" kids, it also means that if you are tagged BOOM you got urself a bf/gf. 3rd graders tend to think they are the coolest when really they are short and bothersome. They are very naggy but they think they are HILARIOUS. They are VERY annoying.
7th grader: ugg we have little buddies today
Mom:what's wrong?
7th grader: my little buddy is a 3rd grade boy
Mom:ohhhhh....good luck

3rd grader: annoying af
by CautionxBlondie October 29, 2017
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