Grandomastery

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Hey, what is Grandomastery?
Nah.

by Bobanow July 2, 2023

Grandomastery

, stemming from Great Random Mastery, is the knack for skillfully embracing and harnessing all sorts of random and spontaneous occurrences that pop up in different aspects of life.

X: Imagine a life where you have to embrace a random career, a completely random partner, or even give birth to something unpredictable like an animal or bird instead of a child. Where every choice, from drinks to films, cars, houses, and friends, is dictated by Great Random.

Y: Whoa, dude! Navigating that level of randomness in life would require a great deal of grandomastery!

by Lechucero July 9, 2023

Granologist

What you call an autistic person to make them feel special.

My friend Smitty is a granologist.

by seeero October 27, 2023

Heworth Grange Comprehensive School

Absolute shit-hope of a school, filled with charvas and year 8 slags. Nothing better than walking into a school and seeing people high as a kite.

Heworth Grange Comprehensive School has gone right down hill.

by theblaydonraces January 12, 2019

Fresh granola

Fresh granola is a phrase used to describe something that is awesome or is nice.

Bro that shirt is some fresh granola.

by Everyoneusesthisohrase101 April 11, 2019

Pudsey Grangefield School

full of fags that get embarrassed on a daily routine

Sam: "what's wrong with you?"
Alfie: "I go to Pudsey Grangefield school"
Sam: "Oh so your gay then?"

by suckmycosh February 5, 2021

Hermione Granger

The smartest witch of her age. The only one to keep Harry and Ron from not dying. A total milf, and a badass.

She's Hermione Fucking Granger after all

"See look Hermione Granger, told you she was a milf"

by Onthatrichbitchshit June 11, 2021