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Grandma Style

One who partakes in the oral services of a woman. When doing so he and/or she moves there tongue furiosly in a side to side motion, tongue must be hard and pointed...its like when your grandma is confused and her mouth is agape and all u see is her tongue making that motion
Yea baby last night ate that bitch grandma style!
by Ldogg88 February 24, 2010
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Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.
"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."
by Goombaguy November 21, 2011
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Grandma Tang

An Annoying grandma who looks like the Tang commercial orangutan, or an orangutan period. Down to the orange hair and saggy titties. Grandma tang refuses to take a shower for months at a time which causes her crusty pinge to smell, she also will say "Huh?" even though you are not speaking to her. Grandma Tang also will dress like a 16 year old girl wearing daisy dukes and tank tops which show her saggy titties. She also takes way to many pills which causes her to fall asleep while standing at the kitchen sink. From behind it looks like she is eating the silverware from the dishdrain. An all around pain in the ass.
Look at Grandma Tang, she took too many pills and has fallen asleep with a lit cigarette in one hand and a bus pass in the other. I bet her pinge is crust.
by cupcake bitch! June 28, 2011
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Grandmas Purse

A source of intoxicants. Usually used by Police Officers when they detect drug use or drug paraphernalia.
"Have you been snooping around in Grandmas Purse?"
by smallbigtoe July 15, 2022
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Grandma Activities

Pulling some fucking grandma activities like bowling or yoga or like going to brunch with Roberta.
Guy 1 “Yo bro I wanna do something
Guy 2 “let’s pull some fucking grandma activities dog”
by Kevindonghole May 23, 2022
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grandma toddler

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.
When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"
by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013
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grandma's shoes

Something that is comfortable, practical, and really stupid and/or ugly.
"I know this Snuggie is totally grandma's shoes, but I'm tired of my arms getting cold when I say that I'm reading but am actually watching Netflix all day."
by Stephanie Fantastic November 25, 2014
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