The Shadow Government

Sponsor for some of the greatest songs of all time. E.g. Gout by Joeyy

This song is sponsored by... THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT

by sirsquidy April 14, 2023

Government Lobby

Packing a huge amount of weaponry, generally concealed. Derived from the signature Matrix scene in which Neo, the protagonist of said movie, defeats an entire military squad with a vast array of firearms concealed under his trenchcoat.

Can be used for replica (i.e. paintball or airsoft) weaponry as well as the real deal.

"Dude, yesterday I had an airsoft match with the guys down at the field."
"Well, what happened?"
"We were having a blast and then Jonathan went all Government Lobby on us. I swear, he went through 4 pairs of pistols he had under his jacket."
"...So?"
"He'd borrowed them from me and he left them all out on the grass."

by Airsofter October 21, 2007

govala

this word meanz anything that you would like it to mean. you can use this word in any and every sentence to add swagg

#1- ''damn that weed was govala
#2-govala govala govala govala govala govala govala govala

by rozz and zmoke March 13, 2010

governor stick

Slang term for marijuana cigarette, aka joint.

Hey man, toss me one of those governor sticks and let's spark it up.

by Kim Arnold September 7, 2017

Governor DeSatanic

An increasingly popular nickname for Florida’s sadist governor, as folks get a glimpse of his true colors now that he is apparently getting absurdly comfortable enough to be himself.

Well it appears that Governor DeSatanic has come out of the ‘normal closet’ now that he is amassing huge monetary contributions by getting his Guantanamo Rick groove on.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

guest of the government

In jail. ( euphemism )

My dad is guest of the government after the police caught him selling dope.

by zimbax November 19, 2012

the government

a bunch of dirty smelly hippies

satanic bastards who are still practicing slavery to this very day

by truth teller February 14, 2007