Gorilla punch

Similar to a donkey punch only when you're having sex with someone from behind instead of punching them in the back of the head you use both hands and punch them on each side of the head simultaneously in a Donkey Kong fashion. Warning this will sometimes cause them to lose consciousness and lose control of their bowels, however it always results in a very tight clench of their muscles resulting in an amazing orgasm for yourself

Right as I was about to blow my load I gorilla punched her she clenched so hard I thought she'd break my dick off, she was out for a while so I took her TV and laptop, I would feel bad but she thinks my name is Jason so it's all cool.

by Echc93 December 27, 2017

gorilla suck

sucking on the dick so hard, it creates a vacuum in spacetime

yoooooo they gorilla sucked so hard I astral projected for 5 days damn

by erisberis February 19, 2022

gorilla forearm

An extremely well developed muscle-clad forearm developed from many decades of having a chronic masturbation habit

Rupet's gorilla forearm shrank considerably in the years following meeting Mary

by Loopydave January 25, 2017

The Upset Gorilla

The Upset Gorilla is a sexual act in which the male participant inserts his penis into the pussy, while beating on his chest and screaming like a gorilla. The second part of the act is where after the male ejaculates, he screams even louder and throws the female participant across the room provided there is enough space.

Randy: Bro last night I tried The Upset Gorilla with Annabelle! Shit was sooo intense.
Marcus: Your a freak dude...

by Finleysp November 27, 2020

Gorilla Fucking

A form of Coitus in which one participant is aggressively bent over, face down, ass up. The 2nd participant is animalistically thrusting the above mentioned participant to utter ecstasy. (Because this is animal shit!)

I was taking a lovely trip to Las Vegas, with the intent of having a good time. While at the Cheetah ranch I engaged in Gorilla Fucking with a sexual professional.

by Whiskey & Wisdom Podcast December 13, 2017

Gorilla Neck

(noun): The terminology used to describe the neck of one, typically a man, who has outrageous and absurd amounts of hair on the back of their neck. Where the hairline typically ends, his continues past his collar and into his shirt - possibly uniting with his back hair.

"I sit behind that kid in Geometry class, all I see is HAIR! He has such a Gorilla Neck!"

by GrossedOutGirl November 30, 2009

Sneaky Gorilla

A term coined by a local Minnesota Musician. To monkey punch someone then as they are blacked out, drop their pants and jam a banana up their ass after screaming a statement with "Sneaky Gorilla" in it.

The last thing that groupie remembers it "BLAAAAAM SNEAKY GORILLA BITCH!!!" Before waking up with a banana crammed in her asshole.

by TalkSic Terror October 5, 2009