Google Poser

This term refers to a person who pretends to have already known facts, events or definitions that they secretly Google on their phone or computer over the course of the conversation.

Jane and John are having a phone conversation about a topic that they both know very little about. Minutes into the conversations John suddenly becomes an expert on the topic. John is such a “Google poser” because he is passing off Google knowledge as his own!

by Princess Pa-Tina January 7, 2010

Google Bong

When you google a combination of words that should never be together.

Old Lady Sex
Bar-tending lessons for babies

Guy 1- Dude, those are mad Google Bongs

by urbaner7863784682764 January 1, 2011

Google nod

A succinct reply to acknowledge understanding of an obscure word or phrase after you have quickly Googled it. Better than flat out asking what something means and less arrogant than feigning previous knowledge of a subject.

Conversation via cell phone text:

Non basketball fan: "Your team, Kansas, did well today right?"

Kansas fan: "Yeah they did! Rock chalk jayhawk!"

...moment to Google the phrase...

Non basketball fan: "Google nod."

by paciferal March 24, 2013

google chromosome

A way to reference autism in a more satirical and humorous way.

Thomas: "Ayy man, this nigga spreadin' his google chromosomes around, what we gonna do?"
Ben: "Shut the fuck up Thomas, I'm sick of your bullshit; everyone is."

by Scrötumm Teeklurr June 11, 2017

Google Home

The microphone Google uses for marketing.

Person 1: "Hey Google, I feel sick."
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"

by HokoraYinphineMPP August 23, 2019

Google challenge

When you’re hitting it from the back you try to slyly slide a google eye over his/her butthole. If she notices, you fail.

Dude I railed this chick last night and completed the google challenge!

by Cactus balls July 19, 2021

Google-parrot

A person without an original thought who gets all their ideas directly from the internet or TV. They will often change positions 180 degrees without blinking an eye, just because they saw something new on their Screens.

Me talking to someone who fully supported vax mandates (Your body, our choice) last week ranting and raving about abortion rights (My body, my choice) this week: "You do realize that's exactly the opposite of what you were saying last week, don't you? Are you a Google-parrot, or what?"

by Prod Igalson June 26, 2022