A Japanese Goatie occurs when you are having anal sex, and a sliver of crap hangs onto the end of your penis, just beneath the japs eye.
by mastraculous January 22, 2009
Get the Japanese Goatie mug.1. (verb) a more extreme version of rape, pwn. etc.
2. (verb) to rape so hard that the victim's ass becomes loose.
- I goatsed you so hard that your ass is bleeding!
2. (verb) to rape so hard that the victim's ass becomes loose.
- I goatsed you so hard that your ass is bleeding!
by Corax June 11, 2006
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The act of giving a guy head while he's on the toilet with diarreah. The backsplash lands on the girl's chin causing a brown gotee.
In the middle of their freakfest his Mexican dinner reared its ugly head, so they headed for the crapper and gave her a Morrocan Gotee.
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Get the totes ma goates mug.A very sexually appealing automobile, first seen on episode #204 of the snimated television show "Arthur".
This vehicle has the ability to travel at unspeakably slow speeds, the highest of those speeds only being one millimeter per month (1mm/Mn). For this reason, the GoatseMobile is usually only seen in museums...
This vehicle was first manufactured in 1909, and after only making six models, the company went completely bankrupt, because the creation of the driveshaft was inexplicably complicated...The main shaft was made of pure diamond, and contained thirteen different sets of cogs rotating at different speeds and sizes through the center of the shaft, which was what made it drive so slowly...
The company was later restarted in 2006 with a much less complicated design. The vehicles now have a maximum top speed of three billion miles per hour, which is the fastest ever for any vehicle or any other moving object... The company has been doing quite well, and is partnered with GoatFactory's Goat Factory in the Goatse department. The two are both owned by Michael Jackson, and that is where he received his incredible health...
This vehicle has the ability to travel at unspeakably slow speeds, the highest of those speeds only being one millimeter per month (1mm/Mn). For this reason, the GoatseMobile is usually only seen in museums...
This vehicle was first manufactured in 1909, and after only making six models, the company went completely bankrupt, because the creation of the driveshaft was inexplicably complicated...The main shaft was made of pure diamond, and contained thirteen different sets of cogs rotating at different speeds and sizes through the center of the shaft, which was what made it drive so slowly...
The company was later restarted in 2006 with a much less complicated design. The vehicles now have a maximum top speed of three billion miles per hour, which is the fastest ever for any vehicle or any other moving object... The company has been doing quite well, and is partnered with GoatFactory's Goat Factory in the Goatse department. The two are both owned by Michael Jackson, and that is where he received his incredible health...
Bob Goatse: My new GoatseMobile is teh shit!
David Blaine: Aww...I only have the 1909 model, it suxxes!
Bob Goatse: HAHAHAHA! LOL! N00B!
David Blaine: Aww...I only have the 1909 model, it suxxes!
Bob Goatse: HAHAHAHA! LOL! N00B!
by The Incredible Goatse Face September 12, 2007
Get the GoatseMobile mug.An annoying prank played on naive message board spammers that when a link is clicked upon, a box comes up flashing "You Are A Idiot! HAHAHAHA!" with an appropriate stupid jingle.
A more evil version of the goatse has been found where the "Idiot" boxes are opened as bouncing boxes around your screen and as you chase and close them more boxes appear.
A more evil version of the goatse has been found where the "Idiot" boxes are opened as bouncing boxes around your screen and as you chase and close them more boxes appear.
SchoolYon: "So I clicked on the link and BAM! my computer almost crashed!"
DrNick: "You've been goatse'd!"
DrNick: "You've been goatse'd!"
by Dr Nick June 11, 2006
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