Giraffe in the room

Something people will be talking about for a long time if it's brought up.

Nobody but Dewey Cox wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2021

Giraffe

When some one really stupid with an IQ of lower than 30 denies being this animal because of their height.

That super tall and stupid kid gets really mad when people refer to him as a giraffe .

by That kid 17 October 5, 2018

giraffe

the sexiest thing alive

“yo brothas did y’all see that giraffe at the zoo dawgs???? it was lookin mighty fresh”

by mohamed abdi January 2, 2019

Brass Giraffe

When you have to take a shit really bad, and you're past the point of Prairie Dogging. This is typically the point where you start standing up on the tips of your toes in order to give yourself that extra inch or so as you long legged strut towards the closest bathroom or equivalent. Common phrase to describe this is "Riding the Brass Giraffe". Those that frequently hold it in to the absolute very last minute are known as Brass Giraffe Jockeys.

"Watch out, looks like George is riding the Brass Giraffe! I swear that Giraffe jockey needs to either start taking breaks or investing in some Depends."

by Afternoon_Delight July 25, 2018

Giraffe

A bitch who likes to swing his arms like a gorilla who's fat

That giraffe likes to think he is the shit

by xxwakandaxx May 25, 2021

Giraffe Snout

Of the ilk of camel toe and moose knuckle. All both of those. 🤣

Wow did you see the slobbering mess on that giraffe snout? It was so effin hawt!!

by Mayor Glöria Crüze April 23, 2025

Banana float giraffe

Bananas float on giraffes

Banana float giraffe

by Flidadoid101 May 5, 2021