purple giraffe

Purple giraffe is when she sucks so hard your dick turns purple and grows longer compared to a giraffes long neck

"She sucked so hard and gave me a purple giraffe"

purple giraffe by spodderman May 23, 2014

gay giraffe 

A weird, funny and amazing person who will always be there when you need it. Sometimes depressed but most of the time they are their own self and don't care what people say.

"Hey are you aware of the gay giraffe?"
"Yeah, she's really funny!"

gay giraffe by Bisexual snake April 16, 2017

Explaining Your Giraffe 

Phrase created by late-night Czar Crag Ferguson. Is a common expression usd to describe masturbation. Cannot be used as a plural. Sentence: "I walked in on Jay explaining his giraffe."

giraffe masturbation Explaining Your Giraffe

Explaining Your Giraffe by ImNotDWapp July 27, 2010

climb the giraffe 

Giving a handjob to a guy with a long penis.

She got one look at it and said " sorry, i only climb the giraffe."

climb the giraffe by dbag9001 June 18, 2014

beach giraffe 

The type of giraffe that lives at the beach. They commonly hang out with beach llamas. They make the sound "blaaaeugh" and stick out their tongues.

"Do you see the beach giraffe over there? It's actually going into the water!"

beach giraffe by PnkRckPrncssLM December 19, 2006

Skinning the giraffe 

Taking your hand, and tightly grasping your Chode a bit too hard while moving it up and down.

"Wally, have you been skinning the giraffe today?"

Skinning the giraffe by crazyy hoeee monger January 3, 2008

michael the giraffe

the coolest giraffe of all giraffes. Usually fun, playful, and very smart.He stands out as the coolest giraffe

OMG look it's Michael The Giraffe.
Isn't he so cool

michael the giraffe by Cool4Dayz December 23, 2018