geezerectomy

When grampa takes a permanent bacon nap and grandma heads to the casino.

"Hey Myrtle, I finally got my geezerectomy. Let's go play high stakes bingo!"

by paludism August 22, 2011

Geezer

An elderly gentleman having the qualities of wisdom, loyalty, chivalry, humility, and gratitude for just making it another day in this world.

Many geezers gathered to celebrate the passing of their dear friend, swapping stories of their exploits during the war and fondly recalling with perfect clarity tiny moments of camaraderie: the stick of gum shared three ways during shelling, the corny joke meant to salve the pain of a "Dear John" letter.

by Irishgent February 4, 2018

Geezies

A curse word used when trying not to swear.

*Harvey stubs his toe*
Harvey: "AHHH! FU... i mean GEEZIES"

by sINE fISH June 12, 2018

Geeze

A way of referring to a friend or acquaintance.

Jeff - Alright geeze?
Ed - Yes fine thanks.

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

Geeza

Old english slang, referring to someone who has either just done something stupid, wrong, or done something to someone. Also spelt geezer, geezar.

"he cheated on the table then nicked me beer, so I smacked the geeza in the side o' the gob!"

by Wise Guy Jay September 28, 2005

geeze

Geeze is often used by someone who has just been insulted or teased. More often than not it is used after being teased.

"I was with your mom last night."

"Geeze... well you suck."

by fatwinks February 5, 2005

Geezer pleaser

One who exchanges his liberties and freedoms for the temporary gratification of the elderly.

America shut down because the media has turned her citizens into a bunch of geezer pleasers.

by Bungeemon fwankwin March 22, 2020