Guido

an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs"
by godknows342 March 30, 2023
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An elusive creature but can be tempted out of his habitat by playing the sounds of Celine or ABBA.

Can’t control his laughter when something tickles his fancy
I can’t find Guido”

“Well you’re not going to find him by playing ‘The Darkness” are you?
by ShortArsedDwarf February 08, 2025
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A guido is a guido. Usually seen cutting lawns or doing some sort of landscaping.
Look at those fucking guidos cutting lawns.
by Guidmachine August 14, 2017
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Best mother fucker youll ever meet guido has ur back thru n thru. Guido is an honest big heart person and if ur lucky enough to have in ur life u cant live with out because guido is such a good guy. Fun always up good time best partner in crime. A best friend until the end couldnt imagine life with guido being apart of mine.
by Beealishes December 31, 2022
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SOMEONE WHO REALLY LOVES BAKSO/meatballs! The guy that always ask to buy meatballs.
A: Let's eat. Any idea?
A Guido: Meatballs?/Bakso?

B: Let's eat. Idea please?
A Guido: Meatballs?
C: Else please?
A Guido: Hmmm...bakso?
B: They're basically the same -___-
by Navidad0508 November 23, 2021
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The replacement of the word “good” and “God”. May only be used in a good context. Cannot be used in negative context since Guido only wants positivity around!

Example:
Nash: I’m going to sleep now.

Ezra: I wish you a guido night.
Sylvio: May Guido bless you.
by JeongukAnti October 12, 2020
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Leader of a epic pride of lions. Better known as Bartysquad. Always eager to help. But whilst being smashed he rather stands in the way while you do important clean business. Either way, always worth a toast.
I think we are lost. We could really use a Guido right now!
by SergeantScotch January 14, 2018
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