gomer

A person who mooches Marijuana, is rarely seen with his own stash.

Someone who will readily smoke your weed without matching with some of his.

A person who will get cut in on a joint or a bowl and suck half the thing down or double/triple hoot.

That gomer better not expect to be cut in again.

I don't want Bill to come along this time, he's such a gomer.

by Daniel Felix S.R. April 8, 2003

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Gomer

The most horrible insult there ever is. Making fun of sexuality,race,sex, and everything else you can make fun of. It is the what some would say the uber insult.

Stupid noob your a fucking gomer!

by Mark Whitehurst October 27, 2004

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Gomez

If your last name is Gomez, you suck. You will have a horrible life, and everybody will dislike you. Why? Because you are ugly, stupid, and idiotic. You are dumb, and will get nowhere in life. You should just give up.

Did you hear that the Gomez family is homeless now? It's awesome, right?

by PrettierThanYourGF March 14, 2017

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Gomes

Epic, yet avoidable Fuck Up. Has its origins with Tottenham Hotspurs FC Goalkeeper Huerelho Gomes, who has a nack for making the difficult saves look easy while messing up simple saves

Can also mean a fuck up that is derived from overthinking a situation that requires quick thought.

See also. Usless.

To pull a Gomes: 'Dude, I just dropped my phone in the toilet!'

'Well you shouldn't have been talking on it while having a piss you fucking Gomes'

To Gomes. 'Is this my stop? dang, I hate taking the bus, If I get off here, I can go round the corner to the shop, maybe bump into a hottie and...Ah Fuck...missed it...total Gomes.'

by Jazzmonkey May 5, 2011

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Gómez

Any person (usually a female with tig 'ol bitties) who has no idea what a real movie is, how to watch a movie, or look up movies online. Such Gómezez develop cataracts over their eyes during truly good movies and develop an insatiable and uncontrollable glee in the presence of a horrid movie. Upon end of a bad movie, the Gómez will likely consumate this unforgivable act by smiling and jumping up and down, her tig 'ol bitties bouncing, bawling a cacophony of Spanish noise and gibberish to her twenty cohorts (who are likely family members--they likely arrived in a single car).

(It should be noted that such women will feign intelligence and film knowledge often, citing predetermined lists of movies as "good." Watch out for them, for they will lie, cheat, and steal your oxygen, saliva, and ballpoint pens.)

Such women are also susceptible to blindingly handsome Polish men (as they should, for when un-nigrified, contain all the proper attributes of a sophisticated breeder).

The bairn of such a courtship is called a "Polminican Love Child."

Person 1: So, uh, what did you think of Spiderman 3?
Gómez: I liked it. I thought it was good.
Person 1: No. It wasn't. You're a fool, Ms. Gómez.

by Paw-Paw June 3, 2007

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