glompsterbate

to masturbate and eat food at the same time. may be used to fuel ones self and have fun.

dude i just glompserbated with my girl !
yay glompsterbate !

by asasinsquirell February 18, 2011

gloopy

icky sticky mucus, esp in the eyes

ugh I hate my cat, my eyes are so gloopy!

by linuxgeex June 19, 2014

gloid

person who only has one testicle

my girlfriend was acting suspicious when i looked up her skirt and saw she was a gloid

by B Dug and T Kel []D[][]V[]{}D S May 16, 2004

Glop

The standard unit of measurement used to describe one "spurt" of cum.

"I think he really likes me Brenda, he hit me with about three or four glops last night!"

by SlapperOfHams May 10, 2015

Glomp

To eat, usually with great enjoyment.

X: "Behold, I have pasta and meat sauce!"
X: *glomps*

by Fuschia June 19, 2006

Glop Lidded

When a man cums on a woman/mans eyes and then holds them shut so that when the glop dries they can't open their eyelids.

She sucked me off then I glop lidded her.

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

con-glompmerate

When someone returns to messenger after a long awaited leave of absence and is promptly *GLOMPED* and *glomps* back.

Person 1 says: brb
Person 2 says: k

(x amount of time has passed)

Person 1 says: Back
Person 2 says: *GLOMPED*
Person 1 says: *Glomps back*

This is a Con-Glompmerate

by PyroTeknik January 14, 2008