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El Gato Paradox

When an unattractive or goofy looking guy with no obvious redeemeing features or qualities hooks up with a hot girl, either short or long term.
I just don't get it. Bill hooked up with another Babe. What does she see in him?

I don't get it either. It's another example of the El Gato Paradox.

Real life examples of the El Gato Paradox; Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
by Sparky31 March 28, 2009
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Bill Gates

Someone who appropriates the work of others to achieve fame and fortune, claiming that it was their idea all along, and often making simple changes in its appearance to make it appear to a be a new idea.

Origin: Trey didn't write DOS, Tim did, but after buying the Quick'n'Dirty DOS dirt cheap, Trey then seat-licenced it to IBM for their nifty new "personal" computer for 30 bucks a pop. Millions of dollars later, he could afford to beg, buy borrow or steal most of the other nifty original ideas thought up by truly innovative minds during the 1980s and 1990s. The millions became billions and the rest became history as you know it.
Eventually the will be reduced to just ' gates', so 'doing a gates' and 'gating someone'.
"Hey, that luca dude is a bit of a Bill Gates."
by The Hupester April 28, 2015
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Gator Glaze

Gator Glaze is a most excellent professional paintballer. the dude is agg. he is agg while losing. he plays for infamous and rocks.
Did you see Gator Glaze rock that tourny last weekend?
by Just Jew It October 11, 2004
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hairy gates

Scientifically speaking, the labia majora. Also known as meat curtains.
Man, it took so long to get her panties off, I never thought I'd get through the hairy gates.
by Danny Seven November 10, 2004
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Panic at the gates

If one does not visit the toilet regularly or has a bad case of the shits aka brads aka Diarrhoea they may find themselves in a situation where there is "Panic at the gates". One wet fart and it could be new pants time.
Man after that curry there was panic at the gates
by Dr Evils Secretary December 5, 2004
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Dusty Gates

Rusty Gates sister, a character used for marketing Arrow computers in Australia
Scott: That Dusty Gates Could Be Real hot if she wanted too.
by Jtomo December 9, 2007
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Monty gator

Monty Gator is so hot
by MontgomeryGatorsBoyFriend January 21, 2022
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