flonix

to fart or break wind

Oh man, Boneboy had to flonix and smell up the joint like a herd of Hippos.

by wordman64 April 22, 2006

Flongzo Fred

Flongzo Fred is a Cool Flongzong

THe Flongzong Freds were looking for the Glingo Georges

by GLINGO DAVIS December 22, 2003

flong

F(fucking)+ long = fucking long

My boyfriends dick is Flong

by Elizabeth Jenkins April 7, 2004

flontie

A fine girl!

Boy look at that flontie over there!!!!!!!!

by Philip Buhler March 7, 2009

gellin like a felon

are you gellin like a felon?

cause i sure am

by Dr Scholls August 10, 2003

Flong

Flying dong or flying schlong.
There are several varieties of these, differentiated mostly by the type of their wings(fairy wings, dragon wings for example), and the curvature of the dong, which depends on the humor and personality of the flong.
They appear frequently, particularly from Thursday to Saturday nights, on the white boards on doors in the student residences in Vermont, their natural habitat.They are known to be agile in the air, and frisky when excited requiring extreme care when handling.

"Sweet dreams, keep those flongs away from your behind."
"What a flong! idiot!"
"I got flonged!"

by carajo December 14, 2008

felony flier

a flip flop issued to people in jail for shower shoes.

She had nothing but her felony fliers to walk in.

by Mercedes Dc May 26, 2008