Fuck me in the ass and call me jerry!

A phrase used to demonstrate lots of excitement and eagerness.

Jerry: Did you hear? Linda is getting married!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!

by Ktvtjvtivtiv February 18, 2019

Fuck me static!

A classic press day expression of anger and frustration, particularly related to non sequiturs.

Oh fuck me static! This headline doesn't work!!!

by RobbieMann February 27, 2019

Fuck Me Sideways

When something doesn't go as planned

Dude 1: bro my parents said you can't come over
Dude 2: oh fuck me sideways

by StonerDickle April 21, 2019

Fridge Fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.

Adam0 "I got fridge fucked this morning at 2am. Balls."

Luke- "Have a Heineken."

by ltm2ww December 9, 2008

K'Fucked

When you see it coming and feel it coming and yet you stay in denial until the virtual door slams shut and surprise you are so fucked you are K'Fucked

He knew he didn't work enough hours to get the pay he needed by the end of the month. Then in week three he got an unforeseen bill. He thought it will work out. Week four his check came in short of the nut. He was K'Fucked.

by Fingrz March 3, 2010

muddy fucked

The act of having sex through the anus with a great chance of getting fecal matter on the penis of the male doing the insertion.

I {muddy fucked} that girl until she pooped on me.

by Jon311 October 30, 2013

Destination Fucked

When your on a roof drinking beer being a dickhead, than you try be Tony Hawk only to fall on ass, while a little fuck gives you the finger, a fire to your right and a fat pig just being a pig in the background.

when Ozzy Man Reviews says your in destination fucked your there

by i just wanted 2 November 29, 2018