friends

Something you don't have.

You have no friends you fucken slut ass bitch fucker. :)

by The Horny definitions June 25, 2016

Friend

Two people who have a mutual relationship with each other.

Adrien Agreste: "we're just friends"
MLB FANS: Yall relationship is not just mutual!!!! *facepalm*

by WOEDOM February 3, 2018

friend

a person who doesn't care what you look like but who you are as a human being. a friend is someone who sees a signfigance in your physical/mental presence. also shall it be noted that a friend b.f.f is totally willing to go on an insane sugar(or other caffinated substance--legal of course)frenzie!

Me and my friend are CRAZY.
My friend is better than you.

by Marygrace Piccolomini (Pick-Oh-Low-Meanie) June 2, 2008

FRIENDS

The ABSOLUTE best and FUNNIEST show in the entire world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Anyone who thinks otherwise is a FUCKING DUMBASS -should go to Hell- Son-Of-A-Bitch**

AthankU

Waaaay better than Malcom in the fucking Middle (which is a horrible show). Friends is even better than Gilmore Girls, That 70's Show, The Colbert Report, Sex and the City and Seinfeld which are also very sweeeet shows!

**Again, anyone who dissagrees is obviously deaf, dumb and or blind and also fucking morons**

by theFRIENDSgirl June 18, 2006

friend

People who know and are jackasses to you. They hate you so much that they want to come slay you in your sleep.

Alex is such a good friend.

by joeshmoe275 February 5, 2015

Friending

Any practice which involves one friends action upon another friend. Can be a positive or negative action

Phillip was friending Christopher to the breaking point.

by Henry Savage May 25, 2011

friend

okay,so friend means forever doesn't it ? no matter how many fall outs you have youll always be tight as arse cheeks, but what if you fall out and one thing leads to another then ones in flood buckets and stuff ?

your friend tells you they try their hardest,but it shouldnt be hard to be a friend,it should be the easiest thing in the world,your friend,the person you share most intrest with.its over, do you say sorry first etc;; but then you get threatend by someone close to them. you dont back down,you dont give into this raging electric friend.
does it make things worse or not?

i dont want to say sorry first but i regret sayin all the shit i said,so im sorry.

bff friend funny examples

by LOLibitchaboutyouonUD August 21, 2010