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Friend

Someone who says they care about you, but doesn’t. They will leave the SECOND something goes slightly wrong for them. Steer clear of the fakes of the world. They will break your heart.
by Frances Smith December 31, 2018
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Friend

Someone you’ll never have.
Joe: Who’s your friend?
Me: don’t have one.
by anonymous February 23, 2022
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Friends

are a type of social fetish that heavily benefits people. Other times, they become the very surface on which your social imprint on the world depends on. In a tertiary combat situation, they become your best support. You should love your friends.
Sometimes, you wish your friends would be nicer. Sometimes you wish they were prettier. Me, I wish them all; big dicks.
by makemusicnotlovestories March 14, 2019
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Friends

David constantly ditches real ones to go out with his friends.
by Senorbiscuit July 20, 2018
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Friends

Something you don’t have.
Person 1: Dude, where are all of your friends, all I see are two cardboard boxes? Person 2: Those are my friends.
by R u a stalker? October 4, 2018
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Friends

Friends are nice shy and won’t hurt you... when you first meet them. Once you are good friends with them, they will jump on you and laugh with you. My friends and me are VERY annoying. Make a friend. You might get a bruise but you will be ok. :>
Other kids: you and your friends are so annoying
Me and my friends: Thank you
by A very annoying alpaca May 21, 2018
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friends

what???
whats friends!?!
by Deadbeat gamer November 24, 2019
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