fridge jizzed

This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.

Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.

by Sarcia26 May 23, 2020

Fridge Puncher

A story that's so unbelievable that it could be on Jerry Springer but it's actually true.

"Did you hear about Mike's wife sleeping with his younger brother?!?"
"Damn, that's a real fridge puncher!"

by Sundowner97 June 06, 2020

fridge boner

When your dick is cold but it strangely gets hard

Oh shit another fridge boner in church

by Batdoi November 22, 2016

thicc fridge

Its basically just one extra wide fridge. Potentially two fridges pushed together.

This has to be the most THICC fridge I've ever seen
-Dmoney

by THICCFRIDGE December 10, 2019

Fridge o'clock

The magical time of night when Millenials come out of their rooms to forage and exchange stories of their daily exploits of playing video games, strumming their guitars and binge watching anything their fellow-Millenials declare worthy.

It's Fridge o'clock, let's talk about Season 2 Episode 10 of Breaking Bad while eating the noodle salad mom made directly from the bowl.

by OKAY, Gen-Xer July 13, 2020

fridge-fucked

When anything left uncovered in a fridge is sucked dry of all its moisture.

Oh no! My cheese has been totally fridge-fucked.

by Wraith Van Morn July 08, 2011

fridge confession

When someone is to clumsy to confess their affections to you for you to understand.
When you realize what they wanted, the confession is usually void and worthless by then.

It took me once seven years to understand a fridge confession.

by lonarlunatic September 08, 2010