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i'm reaching

Hi Jason? I'm reaching
by The Hack April 23, 2003
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Jimmy Freaking King

He scores all the touchdowns.
He gets all the ladies.
He has the best personality.
He is better than you.
by Frank Beamer February 12, 2005
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shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco

1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
That is a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
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Frenching

-When a female kisses a male with his c o c k out

-when a corruption of "frontal C O C K S kisses"
Friend: You've been french kissing with your girlfriend lately. But how about..
F R E N C H I N G.

Guy : Frenching ?

Friend: it's when you kiss while your D I C K S are out

Guy: oh? sounds fun, maybe we'll do it later
by Ligmah B. Halls August 13, 2018
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Fracking

Used solely in sexual relationships between homosapiens, fracking is the sexual practice during coitus of putting ones partner into a position ending them double at the waist. Once complete a rigid straw is used to penetrate the rectal passage until a gas pocket is encountered. Then the user will siphon off this gas into their mouths. Gaining sexual pleasure in the process.
Jim and I were rubbing each other all over then he bent me over and he was fracking the hell out of my ass.
by Soysaucemajor July 22, 2016
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Felching

Felching, The Act Of Drinking Man Paste Inside An Orafice Like The Anus Or Vagina.
Darren Indulged In Felching With Russel
by Anus Dwelling Hippy April 1, 2007
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fetching

When a women is giving a man a blowjob and it slips out of her mouth and she goes "fetching" for it using no hands only mouth.
Last night my girl was fetching my dick like a pro.
by Stevieeee April 13, 2011
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