Clout Goggles

They probably have a real name but no one gives a fuck about that. A pair of round-ish white sunglasses worn by rappers such as Playboi Carti and Offset. Great to flex on Instagram but you would probably get bullied if you wore them to school.

Item Description:
Cost: Bout two dollars boi you can be broke af and still flex
Attributes: +200 Clout Points
Special Ability: If someone calls em glasses scream at the top of the wearer's lungs: BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES

Person 1: "I saw Playboi Carti wearing them so I bought some on Amazon for 2 dollars because they make me cooler somehow!"
Person 2: "I like your glasses"
Person 1: "BOI THESE AINT GLASSES THESE CLOUT GOGGLES"

by Imsoimsorbrn August 26, 2017

Clout Commander

A chad so great all of the coochie gravitates to him.

Kanan is the clout commander.

by Derric Buttinstein December 13, 2018

Clout goddess

A Clout goddess is a amazing woman whom everyone praises and wears clout goggles

A-Do you see that woman over there?
B-Ya she’s a clout goddess

by Cloutgoddess101 August 16, 2018

clout crazy

Someone who gets popular, then starts turning rude and cocky to the people who made him popular.

He’s changed, he’s getting clout crazy

by _big_D August 21, 2018

Name Clout

Having social status solely because you are related to, or share a last name} with a celebrity. Normally used as a stunt or a flex.

If Jordan didn't have name clout thanks to his brother Aaron, he would never be famous!

by NiccoloThiccolo January 22, 2019

Clout Boner

When someone feels an urge to do something that will give them social status. Similar to a watering mouth after smelling food, a clout boner comes after a realization of a clout-giving opportunity.

Guy 1: My parents are gone this week and I’m gonna throw a sick rager and invite Jessica and her popular friends
Guy 2: Damn bro chill with the clout boner

by daddyjacuebo February 6, 2019

clout hopper

A clout hopper is someone who will hang out with someone popular until they stop getting attention and then will hop to the next person

Don’t hang out with him he is just a clout hopper

by Truthaboutlife September 15, 2018