Fondling Illini

2023-24 version of Fighting Illini men’s basketball team, seeded 3 in East Region

The Fondling Illini were up just two points with 14 minutes to play as nd my bracket was about to go bust — but in the time it took me to switch channels from CBS to the live stream they were up 19.

by Seldom Seen Smith March 21, 2024

Fondling Illini

2023-24 version of Fighting Illini men’s basketball team, seeded 3 in East Region

The Fondling Illini were up just two points with 14 minutes to play as nd my bracket was about to go bust — but in the time it took me to switch channels from CBS to the live stream they were up 19.

by Seldom Seen Smith March 21, 2024

Fonting

Fonting is to have sexual intercourse with a 1998 Sandy Cheeks neck pillow in the state of Oregon while wearing a 2011 Benihana paper crown. (Bonus points if you have a 1987 penny in your pocket).

Jake was to busy "fonting" in Oregon to be with us on our trip.

by Hayd1710 April 29, 2024

Fonting

Fonting is to have sexual intercourse with a 1998 Sandy Cheeks neck pillow in the state of Oregon while wearing a 2011 Benihana paper crown. (Bonus points if you have a 1987 penny in your pocket).

Jake was to busy "fonting" in Oregon to be with us on our trip.

by Hayd1710 April 29, 2024

Fondling

A group of Pedophiles is called a “Fondling”

Walking past the playground is a “Fondling”. Identifiable by the thin moustaches and dark glasses.

by User195 June 12, 2024

Finding the gallium

Discovering something that is very peculiar or hard to get; especially in large quantities.

Idiom comes from a fan made Spongebob comic where two men find a truck full of gallium that supposedly belongs to Squidward.

James: "A team of miners just discovered a large pile of jewelry and building materials weighing half a ton in Cuba."
Ron: "Wow, talk about finding the gallium."

by justarandomguylol March 5, 2026

Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024