phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024

Fight for the fumble

while catching your homie lacking. Mutiple people proceed to double team or triple team your homie and grab his meat simultaneously to get their get back.

While John is chilling Patrick, devonte and Freddie decide to hit the fight for the fumble to get their getback after John was talking shit

by John sabala June 23, 2025