Floaty

one whom can appear and disappear in an instance, run off motors which help to float around, someone who is slightly stange and may come out with strange comments

-- 'where's ... gone?'

- 'what a floaty cun*'

by floatyman January 14, 2011

dead baby float

2 scoops ice cream
one scoop dead baby
add bevrage of choice

mmm taste of baby so creamy and fresh out the whomb

by whats cooler than cool? ice cold mother fucker October 23, 2003

float

To feel the sensation of floating upon consuming an excess of alcohol.

He drank too much port and quickly began to float.

by mouseyone November 10, 2009

Floffle

when you have 3 fingers and you have one anus. You insert the fingers into the anus and wiggle them about. Whilst doing this you shout 'Floffle, Floffle, Floffe'

josss and himself floffle!!

by Gregg Maxwell August 28, 2008

Floater

Beer at a bar or party that has tragically lost it's owner. A more politically correct wounded soldier.

Jeff: Did you leave that floater on the bar?
Pete: You know I'd never do that.
Jeff: Poor guy's gonna get tossed in the pork soda bucket now.
TP: I can't watch this, I'm going sky dumping

by The Cooker March 13, 2008

floaner

a flimsy boner is a penis in which the it is not quite fully erect or fully flaccid

Abel wanted to rail that skank one more time, but his floaner wasn't quite hard enough

by Abel Suarez October 24, 2006

Floating

The act of rubbing ones genitals or vagina against another's genitals, taint or anus without until orgasm without physical penetration.

Not to be confused with "soaking" (no friction allowed) or "dry humping" (no clothing required to in the act of floating).

This is a non-discriminatory, multi-sexual term that is gender and sexual orientation neutral.

Anyone of age and consent can float!

"Hey, I know we're not having sex but are you down to float? I mean, I've never tried the floating thing but it could be fun?!"

by Pie Till I Die August 4, 2018