Flesh Stamp

The act of placing your flaccid dick and balls on an unsuspecting victim's face (preferably when they are asleep) in an act of vengeful rage.

"My roommate Darnell is being a real piece of shit lately. So when he goes to sleep tonight, I'm giving him a Flesh Stamp for how he chased out the last two dates I had."

by IamtheCrownlessKing November 7, 2021

flesh scabbard

a flesh scabbard is a person usually a female that has a body count of at least ten and wears revealing clothes every where she goes.

This insult is usually said by that one nerdy friend that fences and is into medieval times.

“YOUR MOTHER IS A FLESH SCABBARD!!!”

by ur moms a hoee November 14, 2019

Flesh Ring

The absence of a wedding ring, showing a tan line where the ring used to be. Indicating a person unhappy in their marriage or recently separated.

woman: "See that guy that just walked into the bar?" " I wonder if he is single?"

other woman: He is definitely single. See his flesh ring?

by btdtt2xover September 20, 2010

flesh burrito

A penis, especially one that is uncircumcised.

The only burrito you have had today is a flesh burrito from farmer John's pants.

by Farmer J May 4, 2020

Flesh Cannon

Cock, penis, dick, etc.

dude, you are such a fag, you are staring at the flesh cannon in that porn video.

I wanna shoot guns. Wanna shoot my flesh cannon.

My flesh cannon blew DNA all over that hookers face.

by DT105CF May 30, 2013

flesh pants

A term used to describe when someone is naked from the waist down.

Bob: "Hey Bill, put some pants on!"
Bill: "I've got pants on."
Bob: "Really? Then those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen."

by danglyballzjohn May 19, 2018

flesh wound

A term for the female genitalia, implying that it looks like a large wound.

"I just blasted a load in your mom's flesh wound"
" I ate her flesh wound"

by Ear to the street. February 19, 2010