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Crispy Ass Flakes

Noun. Flakes via the anus that are quite crispy.
If you don't wipe good enough, you accumulate crispy ass flakes.
by 3guyjoe November 19, 2013
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flake out

To cancel previously agreed upon plans last minute or just not show up.
I can't believe he would flake out! He said he would vote to advance Kavanaugh's nomination to the full Senate, however he just announced that he would support the nomination only after a delay of one week for an FBI investigation.
by GEK September 28, 2018
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Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a very crusty vagina, and she happens to be very horny. Therefore when she gets wet someone will preform the act of scooping the crusty wetness like eating corn flakes.
Olympia loves to get pooter flakes done to her.
by bobsmith123 January 3, 2008
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Falken

German Surname relating to falconry.

Falken is a great name for a intelligent, strong, beautiful, incredible being.
The name Falken is sooo much cooler than Robin or Raven.... one is a scary crow and the other eats worms.
by 4littlebird December 6, 2013
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flæk

Et udsagnsord med mange funktioner. Bruges typisk i ryger-situationer, men ordet "flæk" er så dækkende, at ingen kigger uforstående hvis man bruger "flæk" i stedet for et andet udsagnsord. Det er dog vigtigt at bemærke at ordet "flæk" kan være kønsdifferentierende. Taler en fyr om at flække en anden fyr, så er der tale om vold/mord/nedlæggelse, som fører til at man bliver liggende på jorden. Taler en fyr om at have flækket en dame, så er det bare en 16-årig basic klaphat, som iøvrigt ikke scorede damen.
"Skal vi flække en juu?", "skal vi ikke bare flække ham i aften, så kan vi altid skille os af med liget i morgen..?", "I fredags flækkede mine homies og jeg et par flasker gås.. #standardfredag", Hvis du
by Joyzerac October 29, 2015
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falk

to facebook stalk, or to continually check on someone's facebook homepage to gather information
I was falking Suzy the other day and she is now dating joe.
by Lukie12 May 6, 2008
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Peter Falk

Synonym to describe marijuana, Columbian, or "Columbo", named after the character played by Actor Peter Falk.
"I'll be back, man. I'm going to cop some Peter Falk".
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