Fish flakes

the bits that are in the blue calipso are called fish flakes
Ruby :look there is fish flakes in my drink

Lexi : hahahah
by Unlock your mind April 14, 2022
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Flake-nation

1. One associated with a larger group of people who flake out

2. When you swipe right on an online dating profile and the match does not respond to the first message.
I matched Karen and she didn’t respond to my message. She must be part of that flake-nation
by BerkshireBoyBand January 22, 2021
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Cadbury Flake

A person who flakes on events or plans. They crumble under pressure and melt away from their commitments. Someone who is all over the place and cannot get their sh*t together. They are generally sweet but unreliable.
"Tom isn't coming tonight"

- "Ahh what a Cadbury flake!"

"I know he's such a melt"
by SSoloo November 17, 2018
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LA Flake

An LA Flake is someone who makes plans with someone, often including day, time, and location, then no longer responds to messages on the day of.

It's possible to find a flake in most parts of the world, but an LA Flake is especially noteworthy for how long they engage in friendly conversation leading up to the activity, how predictably close to the activity they'll disappear completely, and how the number of confirmations or level of detail in the plans seem to make no difference.

In most cases, the last you'll hear from an LA Flake is the day before you're supposed to see them. Otherwise, you may get lucky and hear a rare burst of cluelessly insulting honesty along the lines of "Someone invited me to something more fun!" Most commonly, the LA Flake will see your messages and try to convince themselves "Well, we didn't *really* make plans…" Sometimes, they'll try to convince you, too. But remember, if you've agreed to meet at a date and time, those are plans — don't fall for their trickery!

The natural habitat for the LA Flake is the LA dating scene. They can most frequently be spotted complaining amongst themselves about how often people in LA ghost on them and not knowing what irony is.
"Weren't you two going on a date tonight?"
"We were, but she stopped responding to texts yesterday. Turns out she's an LA Flake."
"I see. It sounds like she's either a terrible person poisoning the LA dating scene or she dropped her phone in a toilet."
"Either way, it's shitty."
by Hans v October 21, 2019
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Pre-flake

When someone decides not to commit to plans that haven't even been created yet.
Person 1: "We're probably going out again sometime next week if you wanna come."
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"
by TheRealAndrewconda May 02, 2018
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Gram Flakes

When you spend time on instagram when you first wake up in the morning.
I love to start my day with a big old serving of Gram Flakes.
by Psychopath_liker April 20, 2019
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putaki flake

The dry spot you get in the back of your throat while eating Doritos resulting in coughing
Yo it’s crazy I just got hit with a putaki flake eating these
by Harleylowrider1450 February 19, 2021
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