Ferret

An undersized shiney headed boyman who constantly requires to update the room on what page of 'crash' he is on despite no one asking.

Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.

'I am the Ferret and today I won't leave the office.' direct quote. Said 361 days of the working year.

by TJ247 April 4, 2020

Ferret Withdrawl

When you have to surrender your ferrets and you miss having ferrets as pets so you’re desperate for more.

Ugh, I hate not having ferrets! I’m going through a ferret withdrawl right now.

by Crazy Ferret Lady February 6, 2019

Ferret

A cute animal that I really want but will never have, often used in ‘bump that booty like a but come on if you don’t, don’t shake it off’

‘I have a ferret’

by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022

Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often

Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret

by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020

Mrs ferret

An old evil narcissistic delusional pe teacher who will happily give you a zero anytime and anywhere

Who's that crazy lady over there
Oh that's just Mrs ferret

by Maybe I wanna use my real name April 13, 2019

Bowel Ferret

Bowel ferret is another word for your cock.

Did you give her the bowel ferret last night youth

The purple headed bowel ferret

by Fletch1975 March 18, 2020

Ferreting

When a person defecates in the corner of a room. Usually because someone has wronged them.

Jimmy was caught ferreting in his bosses office corner after he was fired unexpectedly.

by Teddy1971 January 14, 2023