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Faux-liberal

Someone who constantly talks about their liberal viewpoints to overcompensate for other things. These people say they are liberals but don't believe in equal rights for women, own guns, or have other traditionally conservative viewpoints.
Rob, you are such a faux-liberal.
by lasagna89 August 22, 2012
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faux-hawk

a (unfortunately) prevalent hair-style seen in indie circles. the perpetrator often wears knee-high wrestling shoes, with faded pseudo-trendy jeans (obviously faded - preferably torn in more than one spot.) The delinquent will also travel in groups with other degenerates with geomteric haircuts.


see Eurotrash
Jonas the editor of an obscure indie website was sporting his faux-hawk at the Blonde Redhead concert.
by Alitheluckydegenerate January 16, 2004
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Faux Job

The act of giving a blow job to a strap on or dildo.
Girls giving girls Faux Jobs is HOT.
by Fenixxfey June 29, 2011
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Faux Pod

The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.
Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.
by April S. November 6, 2008
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faux call

When waiting in a large crowd to meet someone for a first date, one must not seem too interested. In order to disguise one's anticipation, one fiddles with their cell phone pretending to have recieved either a text message or phone call as the other approaches; thus making the initial hello slightly less awkward and far more nonchalant.
1) While Johnny was approaching, I made a faux call so he wouldn't think I was waiting for him long.

2) "Do I look desperate? I should make a faux call."
by Katie Miller June 19, 2008
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Faux thug

A guy who has never left his parents million dollar suburban how yet thinks and talks like he's hood because he listens to rap and smokes weed.
I saw this faux thug from Scarsdale at the mall giving a pound sayin "what's hood son". Knowing he's driving mommy?s Benz outside.
by Smokedawg2977 February 16, 2010
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Faux-Shopping

The activity of placing clothes and items into your electronic shopping bag, or actual shopping bag and simply not paying for them when you reach the end of your travels.
This could even go as far as, going to the checkout to pay and then simply walking away when the items have been scanned in.
In addition, this could be done to the annoyance of the shop assistants.
''Hey Pete, are you really going to buy all those copies of Katie Prices current autobiography?!?!''

''No, don't be ridiculous, im Faux-Shopping! There's so many copies of this book, I thought I'd give the shop assistants something to do with there time.''
by Bailey Thomas March 31, 2010
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