fap a fatty

Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut

Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake

by Fappy Fatty December 14, 2017

fatty snatch

1. Snatch that needs to be spread apart by both hands before you can get a peek at some pink.
2. Snatch with fat, hefty labial folds.

Whoa baby, your fatty snatch leaves me no hands to tickle the brown eye.

by Dr. Rowdy October 15, 2006

Fatty Daniel

A fat man to all limits . Dreams of running in the sky full of sausages . He has high hopes that he will not accomplish Because of his fatness . Stupid . Annoying . He is special Ed . I would watch out for him . He will sneak in your class picture . If you tell him to cannit he will beat you up with his cheese fingers .

You are acting very fatty Daniel today .

by Magicmike1642 August 25, 2016

ripped a fatty

Another meaning for smoking a big joint (a fat one).

Yesterday I ripped a fatty. Or I smoked a fatty

by Jmasterj27 March 16, 2017

Fatty Lova

One who loves and will always be with a fatty.

God damn fatty lova!

by Captain Neil January 20, 2011

Bait the Fatty

Game played on the highway involving two vehicles. A smaller, preferably agile and/or fast car, does anything it safely can to harass a pickup or SUV driver. Common antics include tailgating, cutting off, just generally taunting them. The game becomes more fun if the "Fatty" tries to keep up or overtake the quick and nimble car. Bonus points if the Fatty has lame bumper stickers about redneck culture, being a Soccer Mom, and/or is uber clean a la the Concrete Cowboy.

I was making good time on the highway today then this SUV was going 60 in the left lane. Got myself an opening in the right lane, passed it then played Bait the Fatty for a few miles, it was great!!

by StupidSponnerism August 2, 2009

fatty duke

a HUGE shit that when it comes out you think to yor self, dam, i dropped a lung.

or when you get scared and drop a brink or log.

niall: should nof seen my toilet yesteray!
tom: why?
reece: i did.
niall it was as brown as morphius! the fatty duke covered the floor!
tom:shweet, i eat that shit man!

by theladylicker November 20, 2011