The act of posting a mushy, saccharine message to your significant other on Facebook, where everyone is forced to read it; a form of electronic PDA. See: the "Shmoopy" episode of Seinfeld.
"Did you see Johnny's birthday post to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, that boy was seriously Faceshmooping. He must have come home without a gift or something."
"Yeah, that boy was seriously Faceshmooping. He must have come home without a gift or something."
by Brooksie380 July 16, 2009
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Guy #2 - "Dude, let it go - you don't want to get into the middle of a facespat."
Guy #1 - "Hmm I wonder why Kristy is pissed at Chris?"
Guy #2 - "Dude, let it go - you don't want to get into the middle of a facespat."
by Phluker September 29, 2009
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Facebook frustration. When you are frustrated with facebook for any reason, whether it keeps showing an error, won't let you login, won't upload photos, etc.
"Sorry I haven't been able to post the pictures from your wedding, I've been having a problem uploading any photos onto facebook lately!!!"
"Oh, sounds like someone's a little facestrated."
"Oh, sounds like someone's a little facestrated."
by myownpersonalpseudonym February 10, 2010
Get the Facestrated mug.aww man i didn't get that job i went for last week, turns out my boss facesearched me and didn't like my hatred of authority and my party hard ethos
by subz91 October 15, 2010
Get the facesearch mug.a street term for a sexual act whereby a male will sit high up on the female (or male)'s chest. the female (or male) being sat on will aggressively perform a blow job on the male
by gman2010 October 30, 2010
Get the Faceso mug.The practice of two or more facebook friends carrying on a conversation on the wall of a third mutual friend who does not use or otherwise check her facebook account very often. Facesquatting is especially effective after 9pm when wall postings are unmonitored by many users, especially those with kids or day jobs.
Dude let's facesquat on joey's wall - he's away and will have no idea for at least a week that we've had this conversation about his new girlfriend on his own wall!
by manhattanxfer December 18, 2010
Get the facesquat mug."The Facespace Pose" - When you take a picture of yourself with your Cell, holding it up high, thrusting your bum and boobs out and making that discustingly un-erotic pout? Worse Still with a friend in like pose?
Gernick was so pleased with herself. She was so hot in her Facespace pose that she received instant hits
by Nedd4u January 1, 2011
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