tobyjug fact

A fact which is in reality a steaming pile of bollocks.

A classic tobyjug fact: the one situation all lifeboatmen fear is when they have to go to a boat/ship/yacht with a "boat happy" person having hysterics on board...If someone ends up getting killed because they were endangering others lives in an emergency situation by having hysterics it would never see the light of day in a court

by snotter23 February 20, 2014

jew fact

Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.

Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."

by iamcrazyful August 27, 2017

Ashton Fact

An Ashton fact is a fact where you aren't quite sure of it's truth. It could be true... but is it ?

"He told me that in the future, only 1% of English will be how it is today!" "Hmm, idk dude, sounds a bit like an ashton fact to me."

by apersonwholikeswords June 5, 2018

Supa Facts

When something just so valid/accurate/factual/apparent.

Timmy - Yo that loud was fire hommmee Boiii

Conner - SUPA FACTS

Supa facts

by DEMALO MILETO EL SHADDAI May 24, 2018

that could be a fact

When you're trying to play some one or if you really believe what their saying could be true, usually not the case, you say this to make someone feel real small.

Person 1: Yo, dem bul's just talkin all types of lala. They know they don't want non of this. Cause I'm the truth.
Person 2; damn young bul, that could be a fact...

by Finesse April 12, 2005

Fact-ness

fact-ness (n): to believe that a fact has a ness and that it adds to the fact making it more factful. (not factual)

Adrianna has a lot of fact-ness about vagina.

by Ogram88 June 23, 2010

Snapple Fact

A word used for a fact, often random or uncalled for, you don't really give a damn about. Much like the ones found under snapple caps.

Other use:
The facts found under snapple bottles..

Abrreviation:

Snap Fact

"Did you know Jamie broke up with Kyle? She said it was because he had the herps."

"Um no... but thanks for the snapple fact"

by Myrealnameisnotmypseudonym October 21, 2011