faceplant

During an orgasm you toss your bitch in the air so high her face hits the ceiling and knocks her the fuck out.

Bitch, if you don't get up on this ill faceplant your ass!

by Kevin F. January 25, 2005

Facepeep

A person made up on facebook/ other networking sites The make the person seem like they they have boifriend/girfriend/ friend in general!!!

I've never actually seen her boyfriend
Nah, i think he is a facepeep!

by Monkie_man April 11, 2009

Scandinavian Faceplant

To have a terribly awesome crash skiing.

or

To go down on a chick from the netherlands.

Dude, i Scandinavian Faceplanted this chick last night and she squirted in my face!!

by warrenmiller September 28, 2010

facespacing

v: the act of simultaneously checking both myspace and facebook.

Shaq: Hey man! What you doin?
Jamal: Not much, just on checking my facebook and my myspace.
Shaq: Don't you have nothin better to do than facespacing?
Jamal: Hell no! These two sites is my life!
Shaq: Man, you's a loser. I'm goin out to get laid.

by masonjar May 30, 2008

facespacing

The crafty are of toggling between your myspace and facebook pages.

I didn't get any of the housework done because I was tied up facespacing today.

by adrienneintx February 10, 2009

facepalmsunday

In Finland, facepalmsunday refers to the historic parliamentary election day of Palm Sunday 17. April 2011. On facepalmsunday the nationalist populist party True Finns gained 39 seats in the 200-seat parliament, compared to the 5 seats they had gained in the previous elections four years ago. This made True Finns the third largest party, as opposed to the 8th place they held before. It was a huge shock for everyone who did not vote for True Finns.

The term facepalmsunday was probably first used in this meaning in this Twitter message during the vote counting: https://twitter.com/#!/yousifabdullah/status/59702195561570305 The origin as a Twitter hashtag contributes to the fact that the word is written as a compound word, as opposed to two words "facepalm Sunday", because hashtags cannot contain spaces. Also, Palm Sunday is properly written as a compound word "palmusunnuntai" in Finnish.

I almost choked on my drink when the preliminary votes were published on facepalmsunday.

by ZeroOne^ May 9, 2011

FacePalm

The Def. for facepalm is....... an act of idiocy that result in action as your hand completely pwn your face as you realize, you just fucked up. It's mostly common when playing Smash bros brawl.

Two people playing Smash Bros Brawl Guy1: *Dies*, FacePalm Fuck (*Release FacePalm*) I forgot i had a jump left! Girl1: AHH..HA, I PWNED you.

by Say Skeet December 16, 2008