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FU-pas

noun:

A portmanteau of "FUBAR" and "faux pas". A blunder that is so massive, it results in a FUBAR situation. Can also be described as Fucked Up (FU) step ("pas" being the French for step), i.e. a FU-pas
Did you hear what David said to the client in the meeting? It didn't only piss off the client, it lost us $20 million. What an absolute FU-pas!!
by fabulogue April 13, 2023
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FU "wave"

The word fuck and you combined with the simple wave of your hand with your middle finger! In doing the wave one should smile!
When I arrived to work this am after driving on ice and snow my boss said go home! So I gave the FU "Wave" !
by Cabowabo March 12, 2014
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fu k

When you try to type fuck but click the space bar and say fu k
Mark: Fu k
John: did you say fu k what the fu k
Mark:...

John:...
by ArcadeButCooler June 28, 2021
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FU diary

It’s a fuck you diary or journal or folder or file or binder. It’s a documented, dated log of illegal or inappropriate actions taken by a person, usually a family member, against you. It’s primary use is for documentation to give as evidence to cps or the police that shows the pattern of behavior the person has engaged in towards you or your family. It is a “fuck you” because it contradicts (with photos, emails, and other concrete evidence) their alternate version of events that they have spun into a story for cps or the police.
Take a screen shot of this conversation I had with your mother about our baby. She denies that he has a peanut butter allergy. Then she demands to babysit him alone. We definitely need this for our FU diary. She claims she will call the police on us if we don’t let her have her grand baby.
by mememememememememe August 17, 2021
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Fu Xuan

A short woman who you shouldn’t mess with otherwise you’re doomed. Like who doesn’t love her!
“Oh you know Fu Xuan?”

“Oh yeah. She’s the best the character in Star Rail!”
by Ami 💍 September 5, 2023
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Water Fu

The modern martial art of slow motion fighting under water in a pool, lake or the ocean... Typically exemplified in powerless kicks & punches. However, a master in Water Fu may temporarily blind someone with a splash and possibly deliver a well aimed croch shot that often results in a floating, lifeless carcass.
Take it easy bruh, else I'm gonna break out my black belt in Water Fu and non-ceremoniously kick your swimmer ass.
by spflex57 November 30, 2019
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scum-fu

Pronounced skʌmˈfu - scum-fu refers to humanity's first tried and true martial art: the art of being a scumbag.

Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.
Manager: I understand you are sick but you are required to find a replacement for your missed shift.

Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!
by scum-fu January 2, 2023
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